Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
[x]

deviantART

:omg:
 
About Me Member Mad Scientist ZUinhellMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 6 Deviations
9 Comments
564 Pageviews

Paintings

Tue Jan 23, 2007, 2:39 PM
As most of you can see I went to some of the best painting schools in the world. I mean how else do you get good enough to draw a banana shitting on a school house. Recently though I have been getting comments from people about how my paintings don't look like they take a long time. Well all I have to say to those people is did Michelangelo spend a long time on the Sistine chapel.................. NO! He slapped some paint on the ceiling and charged the Catholic Church a shit ton of money. So my new painting goes out to all you critics may bob find you in your sleep and shit on you and your loved ones.

  • Listening to: nothing
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: russian roulette with a 4 year old kid
  • Eating: sour cream and raw pork
  • Drinking: Whiskey and water like a real man

deviantID

No deviantID yet.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Bangor Maine
  • Interests: Exploiting the weak
  • Favourite movie: Spiderman, and black hawk down
  • Favourite band or musician: Greg Graffin
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk
  • Favourite artist: Kale Stutzman
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Favourite photographer: Me because I work for real cheap
  • Favourite game: FF7
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bumble Bee
  • Personal Quote: Eat my ass you fuck face reject
  • Tools of the Trade: My fists and your face

deviantART Community Board

[x]

Comments


:iconsamuraifight:
This is the sweetest shit I ever seen you draw Bob! You should do more, I was trying not to laugh my ass off a work this morning.

P.S.
Die by wet macaroni in John Updike's teacup ride of death you pez-dispencing, penny-throwing, fashist ex-semen!

:headbang:

--
stuff to look at --> [link]

Site Map